No desire: this calendar does not want to show you what it looks like where others go on holiday, while you are daily striving to pretend to work. He will not try to increase your motivation with rapeseed field pictures, because there is no buck. He prefers to take you on a journey into listlessness and tells you about his relaxed worldview for 52 weeks. Meanwhile, it stands on your desk and does what you crave - nothing.
Timeless: The desk calendar is undated and leaves you free hand when selecting the weekly guiding ideas. Take as much time as you want, and if it is all year round. Read the weekly motto and internalise it. So you are always prepared with a mantra to suppress suddenly burgeoning work anger. Ask yourself why you should catch worms early in the morning when you can also have breakfast in bed in the afternoon. And shake off this ornithological comparison.
With side dish: Do you want to roll up your sleeves and tackle them, but only to open the door at work evening? Then the Zero Bock weekly calendar is just the right neighbor for the coffee cup next to your head on the keyboard. With a look at the calendar, colleagues will see what phase is and let you continue to sleep. In order to rule out that even the pain-free sufferers do not appeal to you when you are awake, there are two common postcards to the calendar.
Substance: The makers of the listless desk calendar had really good goat. The result is a sophisticated mix of not quite serious survival tips in the form of funny sayings for lazies on high-quality, 250 g/m² thick calendar sheets in the size DIN A6. The two matching postcards, also measuring 14.8 x 10.5 cm, as a bonus insert are even more stable with 350 g/m², so that they do not bend as quickly as their target group.
This must be enough: you get a zero buck calendar with funny sayings for 52 undated weeks. And in case you are confused with an omniscient oracle because you meditate so much, you get two nasty postcards for the workplace with the calendar. If "Der tut nix, der willnur spielen" always makes you a little jealous, then you don't necessarily have to run over a meadow and lift your leg. It's enough if you just let the sloth out in you!